luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via you-had-me-at-lesbian)

cwiiis:

tbh i can’t imagine changing my vocabulary when i get older and it’s so surreal
like i’ll meet my buddies at the shuffleboard place and i’ll be all “sup fucking nerds you’re gonna get wrecked”

(via you-had-me-at-lesbian)